U F O
sky.gif (8315 bytes) This picture shows two boys watching a bright silver disk traveling from left to right at an estimated speed of over 1000 mile per hour As you can see the disk is traveling so fast the camera shutter set a 1/1000 was not fast enough to catch the UFO. The red arrow points to where it went.
The two boys were never seen again
silvdisk.jpg (4954 bytes) Here we can see a strange silver disk which moved silently across the night sky and was seen over many hours. This disk also appeared the following night but was more full than seen here. When viewed through binoculars it looked to have some kind craters but no windows or doors.
aliface.jpg (8221 bytes) This is a picture of my mate Roger in a wind tunnel
After receiving a report of a silver UFO had landed on a North Devon beach we sent our best Investigator to find it, but there was no sign of  the UFO despite hours of searching. 

In this picture you can see our Investigator resting before setting off again in search of the object. Strangely our Investigator Mark has not been seen since this photo was taken, although his sunglasses have been found. . well bits of them..

Mark if you can read this blink twice. . . . . . 

 

OK Mark  come back I know she was your wife.  It was just a mistake I forgot I wasn't married. Come back to the office the goldfish is missing you, Ooh and your wife is.

 

 
We sent two of our most observant pilots to try and find  a UFO reported to be flying near to London Heathrow Airport.

After sending the following  message " Agh Bastard "   The pilots were never seen again.
  Christmas Eve we had reports of a large red blob flying over Derby and dropping small parcel type things on to roof tops It was obvious the red coloured object was trying to drop incendiary device into homes so our Derby man shot it out of the sky.

We have retained the red object and five humanoid type things with four legs each and one of them had a red nose.
 ABDUCT.GIF (12627 bytes)  Here we have video evidence of a UFO which is looking for something or someone. We are very excited about this bit of film and will supply it to any TV documentary series.       
For a small fee of course.