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We chose this plant because
of it near resemblance to a human body with an orange head. OK so I know some
strange humans.
Although I now deeply regret what we put this poor plant
through I except it was in the name of science but can assure you never again will such a
lovely little plant go through the same experience that this one was forced to endure.
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We placed the plant in a
darkened room and questioned it for over eight solid hours but apart from requesting a
lawyer the plant wouldn't talk.
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Our next move was to strap
it to a rocket and time and time again started a count down threatening to blast it into
space.
Explanation
We believed the plant wouldn't know the difference between a toy rocket and a Saturn five
but maybe we were wrong because it still didn't talk.
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After another eight hours
of questions I threatened Little Plant with a sharp but rusty pin, ( I am very
ashamed of this now ) Still Little Plant said nothing
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In a fit of temper I picked
up a pair of scissors and told Little Plant to talk or I would cut its head off
Of course I didn't do it.
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A medical specialist was
brought in and a needle inserted into Little Plants jugular vein. The specialist who was
in the room alone, because I didn't dare look said he thought little plant had asked him
for the Televisions Remote Control. We are unable to
confirm the above because the tape recording the experiment was being changed
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