Urgent Reader from AUS who originally informed me of 2Fat Ladies please submit report.
| Since developing this Web-Site reports have been
coming in of frequent sightings of two fat ladies, who are usually seen within 10 miles of
a UFO report. I believe because we all now know of the Men in Black, the
more sinister fat
ladies are being sent to warn us off. As yet I have been unable to obtain a photo of these fatties but since writing this I have received strange phone calls. There is never anyone on the line when I answer the phone I just hear a click as if someone hangs up. But there always seems to be someone there when the wife answers the phone . It must be someone close by because she talks quietly and she has been going out a lot lately I wonder what she is up to. Unusually she has been showering twice a month, much more then ever before and she is using a lot of makeup these days......... I'm going to ask her what she thinks she's doing.. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...... .. . . .. . .. ..... .. . . . . ... . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . .Its OK she's been visiting a sick friend in hospital. |